- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

womens rights.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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