- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Flowers are colors Love me

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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