What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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