8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Soccer...

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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