why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

your face

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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