- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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