- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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