Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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