- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Lewis

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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