- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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