XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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