- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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