what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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civil rights

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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