- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

._____________________. Whale!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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