- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Maths.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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