- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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