Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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