A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Latvia isn't a joke

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

your face

What do black people eat? Food.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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