- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

you will like this because i am black.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

All of these jokes are about white people

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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