3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Women's rights

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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