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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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