What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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it was all Tagart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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