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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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