a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

binladin walks into the american seals

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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