- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

woman's rights

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Yo Mama just died.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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