Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Wait! hundred billions!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

anus

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

My jeans

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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