- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Everybody will die

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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