- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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