- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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