Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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