A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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