What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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