A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

penis. nuff said.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Cripples are lame.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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