What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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