Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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