What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Laura Pratz..

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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women's rights

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Hitler

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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poop.........

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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