I like jokes.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Black people are innocent.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Jess Burns

why did the chicken cross the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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