I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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your all shit at jokes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Religion

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I like jokes.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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