- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What's in there? Get outta there...

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Guess what? SHADAP

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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