- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Black people are innocent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

nathan palmer has a big head !

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why did the chicken cross the road

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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