Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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