- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Faithful men.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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