- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Your Mom The End.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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