- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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