- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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