- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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