A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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womens rights.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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WNBA

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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