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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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