Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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