why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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