What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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