How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you scare a black man? You dont

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

The NBA and womens sports

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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