- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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