- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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