Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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