- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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