- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A house comes around the corner.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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