Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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fava beans

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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