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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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