Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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