Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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