Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

how much fish could a chicken

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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