Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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