- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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