Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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