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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Yo Mama just died.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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