What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats worse than suicide? death

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

c-? men, C-men

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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